shane dawson is literally always saying shit like “I’m not actually a pedophile and i didn’t fuck a cat, just joked about those things as if they were true because i wanted everyone to think they were true. But that was years ago, back when i was a 26 year old minor. I was so young as stupid, but i’m so much more grown up now. Please continue to watch my videos as if i’m not involved in some new and bizarre controversy every couple of months.”