codegoth:

ah, so you are BASTARD? ive heard tales of your exploits, and i hated them

Roses are red, violets are blue

But though I may never be free

Fuck you and your money

hustlerose:

shane dawson is literally always saying shit like “I’m not actually a pedophile and i didn’t fuck a cat, just joked about those things as if they were true because i wanted everyone to think they were true. But that was years ago, back when i was a 26 year old minor. I was so young as stupid, but i’m so much more grown up now. Please continue to watch my videos as if i’m not involved in some new and bizarre controversy every couple of months.”

czary:

validbastard:

24 year old republican: well UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT *political opinion they got from their father *

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smashfan64:

ruffboiz:

@ everyone whos like “gomez is so ugly now what did they do to him” or “why is he fat now” or “this is such a waste of oscar isaac why couldnt he stay handsome”

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lethbian:

i know tumblr is leaking bc i met a girl who’s a ‘bisexual lesbian’ and she was like “am i less of a lesbian for wanting to have sex with men?” and i was like….not to be mean but literally yes

captainclassycunts:
“ vegannvagina:
“ babyferaligator:
“ dumbass
”
Infomercial Kitten
”
Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?
”

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

nourrice:

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

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i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

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don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

chicani:

trapcard:

everybody is all “ I support people with mental illnesses” until these people start showing symptoms lmao

to elaborate, yeah people will understand the basic symptoms such as sadness and or being nervous but once someone starts having random fits of rage, inconsolable panic attacks, no energy or motivation to do shit, hallucinations, paranoia, mood swings, etc. everybody is suddenly like “woah what the fuck just stop…”

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